Your mamma’s so fat people jog around…

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"