Your momma is so hairy when she…

Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to...

Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC.

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!