Your momma is so old when her…

Yo momma is so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.

Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.

Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a...

Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.