Your momma is so stupid she put…

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave,...

Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said,...

Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.