Your momma so ugly she has to…

Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna...

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she...

Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.