Three blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would’ve seen it…..
Blonde Jokes
How can you tell if a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? there are m&m shells all over the kitchen floor.
Q: Why was the blonde’s belly button sore? A: Her boyfriend was blonde too.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you die. The redhead says, „I look fat,“ and dies. The brunette says, “ I look skinny,“ and dies. The blonde says, „I think…“ and dies.
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, „I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.“
Q: How are U.F.Os and smart Blondes in common? A: You keep hearing about them but you never see them!
Why did the blonde break both her legs when she was raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest breasts in the third grade? A: Because she’s 21.
Q: What is the best blonde secretary? A: One that never misses a period.
A blonde’s neighbor’s house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, „My neighbor’s house is on fire!“ The operator asked, „Where are you?“ The blonde answered, „At my house.“ The operator replied, „No, I’m asking how do we get there?“ The blonde said, „In a firetruck, duh!“
A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet. “What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?” she demands. “What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?” Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology. “You keep out of this!” she yells. “I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, „It’s dark in here isn’t it?“ The other replied, „I don’t know; I can’t see.“
What is the first thing that a blonde always does in the morning? Goes home.
