Blonde Jokes

7. September 2021

A husband and…

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the…

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7. September 2021

What do blondes…

What do blondes do when their laptop freezes? Microwave them.

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7. September 2021

A blonde is…

A blonde is driving down a countryside road when she sees another blonde in a rowboat trying to row her…

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7. September 2021

Q: Why did…

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours? A: Because it said ‚concentrate‘

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7. September 2021

There was a…

There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home…

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7. September 2021

Q: Why was…

Q: Why was the blonde’s belly button sore? A: Her boyfriend was blonde too.

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7. September 2021

Two blondes walk…

Two blondes walk beside each other down the street. One of them sees a broken piece of mirror on the…

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7. September 2021

I knew a…

I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up…

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7. September 2021

How can you…

How can you tell if a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? there are m&m shells all over the…

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7. September 2021

Q: Why does…

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest breasts in the third grade? A: Because she’s 21.

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7. September 2021

How did the…

How did the blonde try to kill the bird?? She threw it off a cliff.

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7. September 2021

A blonde, a…

A blonde, a fat brunette, and a skinny redhead find a magic mirror. If you lie to the mirror you…

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7. September 2021

Q: How are…

Q: How are U.F.Os and smart Blondes in common? A: You keep hearing about them but you never see them!

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7. September 2021

A blonde is…

A blonde’s neighbor’s house was on fire so she called 911. The blonde told the operator, „My neighbor’s house is…

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7. September 2021

Q: What is…

Q: What is the best blonde secretary? A: One that never misses a period.

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7. September 2021

What do you…

What do you call an intelligent blonde? A golden retriever!

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7. September 2021

A vetriloquist…

A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb blonde joke when a young platinum-haired…

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7. September 2021

What is the…

What is the first thing that a blonde always does in the morning? Goes home.

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7. September 2021

Q: Did you…

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband’s car? A: She burnt her lips…

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7. September 2021

Blonde: „What is…

Blonde: „What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?“ Redhead: „Y.“ Blonde: „Because I want to know. Why…

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7. September 2021

A police officer…

A police officer sees a blonde woman crying under a street lamp on the sidewalk. He asks her what’s wrong…

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7. September 2021

Why do blondes…

Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.

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7. September 2021

Q: What do…

Q: What do you call a Blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year’s hide and seek champ

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7. September 2021

Q: How do…

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy? A: Write „please flip over“ on a piece of paper and give…

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7. September 2021

Q: How did…

Q: How did the Blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her

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