Mum: „Darling, what is your Christmas wish this year?“ Daughter: „I would like to help people in need, I wish that Father Christmas would send some clothes to the all of the naked girls in dad’s computer.“

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My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine.

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I was at the dentist the other day and he says to me „this might sting a little bit, are you prepared?“ I said „yes“. He then went on to say „I am sleeping with your wife.“

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Buy a man a plane ticket and he will fly for hours, push a man out of a plane while it is in the sky and he will fly for the rest of his life.

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I don’t know why blind people get so upset by my jokes. I don’t see deaf people complaining…. Come to think of it, blind people don’t see deaf people complaining, either.

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An old married couple are in church service on sunday. The elderly lady leans over to her husband and whispers “I just let go a really long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband looks back at her and says „change the battery on your hearing aid“.

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A son tells his father: “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says: “You know, you could do better.” Son: “Thanks Dad!” Father: “I was talking to your girlfriend.”

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I was at the dentist the other day and he says to me „this might sting a little bit, are you prepared?“ I said „yes“. He then went on to say „I am sleeping with your wife.“

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Buy a man a plane ticket and he will fly for hours, push a man out of a plane while it is in the sky and he will fly for the rest of his life.

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