Dirty Jokes

22. Januar 2022

​What do you…

​What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for years? Church.

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22. Januar 2022

Last time a…

Last time a woman saw me naked for the first time, she screamed and ran out of the park.

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22. Januar 2022

What was David…

What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin.

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22. Januar 2022

I was at…

I was at the dentist the other day and he says to me „this might sting a little bit, are…

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22. Januar 2022

When my girlfriend…

When my girlfriend dumped me, I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

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22. Januar 2022

Buy a man…

Buy a man a plane ticket and he will fly for hours, push a man out of a plane while…

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22. Januar 2022

I went to…

I went to a meeting yesterday at my premature ejaculators’ support group. Turns out it’s tomorrow.

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22. Januar 2022

What comes after…

What comes after 69? Mouthwash.

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22. Januar 2022

What is the…

What is the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

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22. Januar 2022

My girlfriend’s…

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I got her an identical one. Now she has two dead dogs.

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22. Januar 2022

My grief counselor…

My grief counselor died last week. She was so good, I don’t even care.

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22. Januar 2022

What does a…

What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.

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22. Januar 2022

My Grandpa complained…

My Grandpa complained, “Your generation is hooked on technology!” I replied, “No, Pops, it’s YOUR generation that’s hooked!” Then I…

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22. Januar 2022

I asked my…

I asked my wife if I was the only one she had been with. She said „yes, the others were…

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22. Januar 2022

What is the…

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the painting.

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22. Januar 2022

Husband: “Fancy a…

Husband: “Fancy a quickie.” Wife: “As opposed to what?”

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22. Januar 2022

I added Paul…

I added Paul walker on Xbox. But he spends all his time on the dashboard.

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22. Januar 2022

Why did the…

Why did the snowman suddenly smile? He could see the snowblower coming.

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22. Januar 2022

Someone asked the…

Someone asked the other day how you spell “scrotum”, I replied ” you should have asked me last night as…

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22. Januar 2022

What do you…

What do you call a man who is crying while pleasuring himself? A tear-jerker.

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22. Januar 2022

By making marijuana…

By making marijuana and same sex marriage legal, we can finally make sense of what the bible is saying. A…

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22. Januar 2022

What do women…

What do women and Nvidia have in common? They both do not make very good drivers

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22. Januar 2022

What does tofu…

What does tofu and a dildo have in common? They’re both meat substitutes.

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22. Januar 2022

What is the…

What is the best thing to do if your partner starts smoking in bed? Slow down, you are moving too…

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22. Januar 2022

I hope Death…

I hope Death is a woman. That way it will never come for me.

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