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Witz aus der Kategorie 'Dirty Jokes': My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex....

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My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex. I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.
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Witz aus der Kategorie 'Dirty Jokes': Mum: "Darling, what is your Christmas wish this year?...

Mum: „Darling, what…

Mum: „Darling, what is your Christmas wish this year?“ Daughter: „I would like to help people in need, I wish that Father Christmas would send some clothes to the all of the naked girls in dad’s computer.“
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Witz aus der Kategorie 'Dirty Jokes': What is even worse than waking up after a party and finding a penis was drawn on...

What is even…

What is even worse than waking up after a party and finding a penis was drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.
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Witz aus der Kategorie 'Dirty Jokes': Men vacuum the same way that they have sex with their wife....

Men vacuum the…

Men vacuum the same way that they have sex with their wife. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch.
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Witz aus der Kategorie 'Dirty Jokes': My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure ...

My wife left…

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine.
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Witz aus der Kategorie 'Dirty Jokes': I distinctly remember my mother telling me, "I do not have a favourite child....

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I distinctly remember my mother telling me, „I do not have a favourite child.“ I found this extremely hard to take as a kid, mainly because I was an only child.
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