Knock Knock Jokes

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Art Art who? R2-D2, of course.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Dang! All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Witches. Witches who? Witches the way to the store.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Zany. Zany who? Zany body home?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Hey, don’t cry!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lion. Lion who? Lion on your doorstep, open up!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? To. To who? It’s to whom.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ferdie! Ferdie who? Ferdie last time open this door!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you even going to open the door!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? Abe CDEFJH…

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Mustache. Mustache who? Mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water Water who? Water those plants or they’re going to die!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock! Knock!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue seen it coming?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? An extraterrestrial An extraterrestrial who? Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Closure Closure who? Closure mouth while you’re chewing!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Me. Me who? Having an identity crisis, are you?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leon. Leon who? Leon me when you’re not strong!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Leaf Leaf Who? Leaf Me Alone!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yukon. Yukon who? Yukon say that again!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Aaron. Aaron who? Why Aaron you opening the door?

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water those plants or they’re going to die!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Tyrone. Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, there’s no point!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Rhino! Rhino who? Rhino every Knock! Knock!joke there is!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cash Cash who? No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Two knee Two knee who? Two knee fish!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht to know me by now!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Hanna. Hanna who? …Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s cold out here.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? FBI. FB… We’re asking the questions here.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind, it’s pointless.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No, car go “beep beep”!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Pecan Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Ice Cream Soda. Ice Cream Soda who? Ice Cream Soda whole neighborhood can hear!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Yah. Yah who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google.

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new car!

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda fix your sink!

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?