Dad Jokes

7. September 2021

Two goldfish are…

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

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7. September 2021

How many apples…

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

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7. September 2021

Who was the…

Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s roundtable? Sir Cumference.

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7. September 2021

Why do you…

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.

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7. September 2021

What is the…

What is the contour integral around Africa? Zero, all the Poles are in Europe

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7. September 2021

What do group…

What do group theorists hang on their door at Christmas? Wreath products.

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7. September 2021

What do you…

What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.

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7. September 2021

What’s black and…

What’s black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.

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7. September 2021

What do sprinters…

What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing—they fast.

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7. September 2021

What did the…

What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”

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7. September 2021

You know, people…

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

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7. September 2021

People are usually…

People are usually shocked that I have a Police record. But I love their greatest hits!

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7. September 2021

Is this pool…

Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

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7. September 2021

The wedding was…

The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

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7. September 2021

I’ve never…

I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!

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7. September 2021

What do you…

What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.

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7. September 2021

Does anyone need…

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

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7. September 2021

This graveyard looks…

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

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7. September 2021

What kind of…

What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.

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7. September 2021

Why do bees…

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

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7. September 2021

What did the…

What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.

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7. September 2021

I’m so…

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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7. September 2021

What did Tennessee…

What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas.

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7. September 2021

Did you hear…

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ’no-bell‘ prize.

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7. September 2021

Want to hear…

Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.

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