Funny Pickup Lines

7. September 2021

Do you have…

Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

You are like…

You are like my favorite cup of coffee, hot and lip-smacking!

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

Have you always…

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

I would absolutely…

I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

I must be…

I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

If I had…

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

I gotta warn…

I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve ever gone out with has been ruined.

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

Is your name…

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

It’s never…

It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

Do you generate…

Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

You owe me…

You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

Do you like…

Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

You’re, like…

You’re, like, the coolest person I’ve ever met and you don’t even have to try.

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

If you were…

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

Are you a…

Are you a professional boxer? Because you’re a knockout.

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

Are you the…

Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you shine.

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

You’re like…

You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

Did your license…

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

I was wondering…

I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

Do you have…

Do you have the time? (Tells you the time) No, the time to write down my number?

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

Somebody better call…

Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

Should I walk…

Should I walk by again or have you already realized I’m your soulmate?

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

I’m not…

I’m not sure what it is yet, but something about you seems really interesting.

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

I’m no…

I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can…

Weiterlesen →

7. September 2021

I was wondering…

I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running heaven?

Weiterlesen →