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Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Guilty as charged! My hotness caused global warming.
Guilty as charged! My hotness caused global warming.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Only dead fish go with the flow.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: When nothing goes right, go left.
When nothing goes right, go left.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Don’t give up on your dreams. keep sleeping.
Don’t give up on your dreams. keep sleeping.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friend’s home!
They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friend’s home!
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… Twice a year.
I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… Twice a year.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: My compliments come out like ridicules.
My compliments come out like ridicules.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Eat right. Stay in shape. Die anyway.
Eat right. Stay in shape. Die anyway.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Behind every successful woman are her dreams to rule the world.
Behind every successful woman are her dreams to rule the world.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: When you are downie, eat a brownie.
When you are downie, eat a brownie.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: There are two kinds of people in this world. I don't like both of them.
There are two kinds of people in this world. I don’t like both of them.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: The whole universe triggers my allergies.
The whole universe triggers my allergies.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.
Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it!
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it!
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Smack yourself on the ass and own the day.
Smack yourself on the ass and own the day.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: So many nail polishes, not enough fingers.
So many nail polishes, not enough fingers.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: Yes, of course, I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.
Yes, of course, I am athletic… I surf the Internet every day.
Witz aus der Kategorie Funny Sayings: When it comes to ice cream, resistance is futile.
When it comes to ice cream, resistance is futile.