Guilty as charged! My hotness caused global warming.
Funny Sayings
Behind every successful woman are her dreams to rule the world.
When you are downie, eat a brownie.
There are two kinds of people in this world. I don’t like both of them.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
When nothing goes right, go left.
ETC. End of Thinking Capacity.
Don’t give up on your dreams. keep sleeping.
They say don’t try this at home…so I went to my friend’s home!
If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… Twice a year.
My compliments come out like ridicules.
Eat right. Stay in shape. Die anyway.
Decency is my jewel.
I prefer my puns intended.