Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her…

Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to...

Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa into stone.