Yo mamma is so ugly, she scared…

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone...

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out...

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.