Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno…

Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.

What do you call a large African mammal with long hair and sandals? A hippie-potamus.

Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!

Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.