Yo momma’s breath smelled so bad when…

Your momma so ugly she has to sneak up on the mirror.

Yo momma so dumb, she tried to surf the microwave

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."