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What is the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.

How was copper wire invented? 2 accountants were arguing over a penny.

Why do accountants get excited at the weekends? Because they can wear casual clothes to work.

What’s the difference between death and taxes? Congress doesn’t meet every year to make death worse.

Did you hear about the deviant Forensic Accountant? He got his client’s charges reduced from gross indecency to net indecency.