Accountant Jokes

25. Januar 2022

What do accountants…

What do accountants like most about the weekends? They get to wear casual clothes to work!

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25. Januar 2022

Why does Santa…

Why does Santa like visiting the UK? He can claim Gift Relief.

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25. Januar 2022

How do accountants…

How do accountants make a bold fashion statement? Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.

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25. Januar 2022

Why are accountants…

Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.

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25. Januar 2022

Why do accountants…

Why do accountants get excited at the weekends? Because they can wear casual clothes to work.

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25. Januar 2022

Why are accountants…

Why are accountants so cool, calm and collected? They have strong internal controls.

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25. Januar 2022

What does CPA…

What does CPA stand for? Can’t Pass Again.

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25. Januar 2022

What did the…

What did the accountant say when he looked at the tax form? The man who set the standard deduction must…

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25. Januar 2022

What do you…

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost.

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25. Januar 2022

America is the…

America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer!

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25. Januar 2022

How many accounts…

How many accounts does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many did it take last year?

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25. Januar 2022

How do you…

How do you know when an accountant’s having a mid-life crisis? He gets a faster calculator.

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25. Januar 2022

Why did the…

Why did the accountant stare at his glass of orange juice for three hours? Because on the box it said…

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25. Januar 2022

How can you…

How can you tell when the chief accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to marketing before saying no.

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25. Januar 2022

How does a…

How does a pirate report treasure on his taxes? On a schedule sea!

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25. Januar 2022

What do accountants…

What do accountants do for fun? Add the telephone book!

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25. Januar 2022

Children may be…

Children may be a tax deductible, but they’re still taxing.

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25. Januar 2022

What do you…

What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is…

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25. Januar 2022

How does an…

How does an accountant stay out of debt? He learns to act his wage.

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25. Januar 2022

Be audit you…

Be audit you can be.

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25. Januar 2022

What’s the…

What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

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25. Januar 2022

What does an…

What does an accountant say when boarding a train? Mind the GAAP!

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25. Januar 2022

What do you…

What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone? Popular

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25. Januar 2022

Did you hear…

Did you hear about the fraudulent Irish Finance Director? He burned his office down trying to cook the books.

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25. Januar 2022

If an accountant…

If an accountant’s wife cannot sleep all she has to say is “Dear, tell me about your day at work.”

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