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Accountant Jokes

What do accountants…

What do accountants like most about the weekends? They get to wear casual clothes to work!
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Why does Santa…

Why does Santa like visiting the UK? He can claim Gift Relief.
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How do accountants…

How do accountants make a bold fashion statement? Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.
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Why are accountants…

Why are accountants always so calm, composed, and methodical? They have strong internal controls.
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Why do accountants…

Why do accountants get excited at the weekends? Because they can wear casual clothes to work.
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Why are accountants…

Why are accountants so cool, calm and collected? They have strong internal controls.
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What does CPA…

What does CPA stand for? Can’t Pass Again.
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What did the…

What did the accountant say when he looked at the tax form? The man who set the standard deduction must have been a bachelor. I am lying when I am listing myself as a head of household.
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What do you…

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet? Lost.
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America is the…

America is the land of opportunity. Everybody can become a taxpayer!
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What is the…

What is the definition of a good tax accountant? Someone who has a loophole named after him.
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How many accounts…

How many accounts does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many did it take last year?
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How do you…

How do you know when an accountant’s having a mid-life crisis? He gets a faster calculator.
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Why did the…

Why did the accountant stare at his glass of orange juice for three hours? Because on the box it said Concentrate.
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How can you…

How can you tell when the chief accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to marketing before saying no.
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