Dear eyelashes, wishbones…

Knock-knock! Who's there? Abby! Abby who? Abby Birthday to you!

Wine improves with age. You improve with wine.

You know you’re getting old when… You need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.

I'd like to say the best moment of a woman's life is giving birth, but it's actually seeing an old...

They say everything gets better with age.