Birthday Jokes

7. September 2021

Happy birthday! Age…

Happy birthday! Age is Irrelpehant.

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7. September 2021

You know you’re…

You know you’re getting old when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

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7. September 2021

You know you…

You know you’re getting old when… Things you buy now won’t wear out.

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7. September 2021

Statistics show that…

Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest!

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7. September 2021

Q. What does…

Q. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A. Mice cream and cake.

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7. September 2021

Kidnappers have very…

Kidnappers have very little interest in you.

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7. September 2021

Being related to…

Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.

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7. September 2021

Some only dream…

Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.

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7. September 2021

Q. What did…

Q. What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? A. No cake for me… I’m stuffed!

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7. September 2021

Man to wife…

Man to wife, “Blow out your candles and make a wish”. The wife does but a look of disappointment crosses…

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7. September 2021

I threw a…

I threw a ball for my dog… It’s a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he…

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7. September 2021

For all the…

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

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7. September 2021

Satisfied Birthday! you’re…

Satisfied Birthday! you’re now case in point of the old pronouncing that „Boys can be boys, and so will lots…

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7. September 2021

It’s your birthday…

It’s your birthday! I hope you shellibrate!

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7. September 2021

I like big…

I like big bundts and I cannot lie.

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7. September 2021

Does a green…

Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.

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7. September 2021

Is it getting…

Is it getting warmer here or is it all the candles on your birthday cake?

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7. September 2021

When’s your…

When’s your birthday? July 23rd. What year? Every year.

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7. September 2021

Q. What goes…

Q. What goes up and never comes down? A. Your age.

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7. September 2021

If you feel…

If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your…

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7. September 2021

Q. What is…

Q. What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy? A. They only get to celebrate them in leap years!

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7. September 2021

You know youre…

You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.

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7. September 2021

Q. What do…

Q. What do you call an international birthday party held for a spider? A. The world wide web.

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7. September 2021

Hippo-birth…

Hippo-birthday!

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7. September 2021

The problem with…

The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.

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