Happy birthday! Age is Irrelpehant.
Birthday Jokes
You know you’re getting old when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
You know you’re getting old when… Things you buy now won’t wear out.
Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest!
Q. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A. Mice cream and cake.
Kidnappers have very little interest in you.
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.
Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.
Q. What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? A. No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
Man to wife, “Blow out your candles and make a wish”. The wife does but a look of disappointment crosses her face. “What’s the matter,” he asks. “My wish didn’t work.” she replies. “How do you know already?” he enquires. “You’re still here.”
I threw a ball for my dog… It’s a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
Satisfied Birthday! you’re now case in point of the old pronouncing that „Boys can be boys, and so will lots of middle-aged men.“
It’s your birthday! I hope you shellibrate!
The problem with getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.
