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Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: You know you're getting old when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
You know you’re getting old when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: You know you’re getting old when… Things you buy now won’t wear out.
You know you’re getting old when… Things you buy now won’t wear out.
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest!
Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest!
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: Q. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A. Mice cream and cake.
Q. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A. Mice cream and cake.
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: Kidnappers have very little interest in you.
Kidnappers have very little interest in you.
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: Happy birthday! Age is Irrelpehant.
Happy birthday! Age is Irrelpehant.
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: It's your birthday! I hope you shellibrate!
It’s your birthday! I hope you shellibrate!
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive.
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.
Some only dream of cake. Others bake it happen.
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: Q. What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? A. No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
Q. What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? A. No cake for me… I’m stuffed!
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: Man to wife, “Blow out your candles and make a wish”. The wife does but a look of disappointment crosses...
Man to wife, “Blow out your candles and make a wish”. The wife does but a look of disappointment crosses her face. “What’s the matter,” he asks. “My wish didn’t work.” she replies. “How do you know already?” he enquires. “You’re still here.”
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: I threw a ball for my dog... It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he...
I threw a ball for my dog… It’s a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: Satisfied Birthday! you're now case in point of the old pronouncing that "Boys can be boys, and so will lots...
Satisfied Birthday! you’re now case in point of the old pronouncing that „Boys can be boys, and so will lots of middle-aged men.“
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: Q. What goes up and never comes down? A. Your age.
Q. What goes up and never comes down? A. Your age.
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember...You can always change your...
If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember…You can always change your birthday on Facebook!
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: Q. What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy? A. They only get to celebrate them in leap years!
Q. What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy? A. They only get to celebrate them in leap years!
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: Q. What do you call an international birthday party held for a spider? A. The world wide web.
Q. What do you call an international birthday party held for a spider? A. The world wide web.
Witz aus der Kategorie Birthday Jokes: Hippo-birthday!
Hippo-birthday!