Satisfied Birthday! you’re…

Wine improves with age. You improve with wine.

You know you’re getting old when… There’s nothing left to learn the hard way.

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.

You know you’re getting old when… When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your...

Q. What is it about birthdays that make kangaroos unhappy? A. They only get to celebrate them in leap years!