Happy birthday! Age…

When you were born your mom said: "It's a treasure." Dad said: "Ya let's bury."

Q. Why are birthday’s good for you? A. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Hope this birthday is toad-ally awesome.

You’re not 50 years old, you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience!

You know you’re getting old when… You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.