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Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

Ähnliche Christmas Jokes

What does an elf study in school? The elf-abet.

What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? Elfis.

What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? “Get out of my face.”

What did Bruce Forsyth say when the Christmas pheasant repeated on him? “Good game, good game!”

Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey—he’s always stuffed!