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Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: A book never written: How to Decorate a Tree, by Orna Ment.
A book never written: How to Decorate a Tree, by Orna Ment.
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: What do the elves cook with in the kitchen? Utinsels!
What do the elves cook with in the kitchen? Utinsels!
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him? Sandy Claus
When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him? Sandy Claus
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: Did you hear about the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days.
Did you hear about the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days.
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do snowmen have for breakfast? Snowflakes!
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? The cold shoulder.
What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? The cold shoulder.
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: How did the bauble know that she was addicted to Christmas? She’d been hooked on Christmas trees all her life.
How did the bauble know that she was addicted to Christmas? She’d been hooked on Christmas trees all her life.
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks!
Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee? Star-bucks!
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you!
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.
What do you call Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: Why wouldn’t the cat climb the Christmas tree? It was afraid of the bark.
Why wouldn’t the cat climb the Christmas tree? It was afraid of the bark.
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The Who!
What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band? The Who!
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem.
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem.
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: Knock, knock! Who's there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me if you hear Santa coming.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Coal. Coal who? Coal me if you hear Santa coming.
Witz aus der Kategorie Christmas Jokes: What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs? Still no-eye deer.
What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs? Still no-eye deer.