When Santa is…

Wanna see the North Pole? At least that’s what Mrs. Claus calls it.

Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card? Because he went down in history.

What does a grumpy sheep say when his friends told him Merry Christmas? Baaaa humbug!

Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? Because he had no body to go with!

What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? Elfis.