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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic.

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast? The One Show!