Why does Scrooge…

What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? Elfis.

What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot? A chill pill.

How do snowmen get around? They ride an icicle!

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!