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Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was searching for some holiday spirit.

What did Bruce Forsyth say when the Christmas pheasant repeated on him? “Good game, good game!”

What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him? The cold shoulder.

Why does Santa always come through the chimney? Because he knows better than to try the back door.

What do reindeer say before they tell a joke? This one will sleigh you!