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Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants? Elephanta Claus.

What is the most competitive season? Win-ter!

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Crisp Kringle.

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.

Why was the planned Ryanair TV documentary scrapped? They were unable to air a pilot!