Chuck Norris once…

Chuck Norris can get in a bucket and lift it up with himself in it.

Chuck Norris never retreats; He just attacks in the opposite direction.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes.

We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.