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Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: Chuck Norris can get in a bucket and lift it up with himself in it.
Chuck Norris can get in a bucket and lift it up with himself in it.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
Chuck Norris breathes air … five times a day.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. Too many tsunamis.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. Too many tsunamis.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: On New Year’s Eve, Chuck Norris promised that he’d lose 20 pounds. The next morning he shaved his chest and...
On New Year’s Eve, Chuck Norris promised that he’d lose 20 pounds. The next morning he shaved his chest and smiled as he realized that he’d lost 30.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: On the 7th day, God rested … Chuck Norris took over.
On the 7th day, God rested … Chuck Norris took over.
Witz aus der Kategorie Chuck Norris Jokes: When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he squeezed the lemons and made orange juice.
When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he squeezed the lemons and made orange juice.