Chuck Norris doesn’t…

You know you’re old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.

You know you’re a true 90s kid when you look at your birth certificate and it says that you were...

I apologize for anything I post while hungry.

What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets toad!

What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays just burn you up?"