How do you…

How does a cow apologize? It kowtows.

You know what they say about cows…they're outstanding in their field.

Two guys were playing cards and smoking a joint. That's right, the stakes were really high.

What do you call a cow on a diet? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs?...

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? A milk dud.