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Cow Jokes

Cows are not just the gentle giants of the farm; they’re also the stars of some of the most hilarious jokes out there. Whether you’re a parent looking to entertain your kids or just someone who appreciates a good pun, these cow jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone.

Cow Puns to Make You Chuckle:

Think you’ve herd them all? Wait till you read these!
Watch out, you don’t want to butcher any of these jokes.
The steaks are high when it comes to cow humor.
Ever heard of the cow with the mooves like Jagger?
Feeling udderly in love with these jokes yet?
Seize the moo-ment and enjoy every pun!

Cow Jokes Perfect for Kids:

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bedtime!
Why did the two cows not like each other? They had beef.
How do you count cows? With a cowculator!
What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper!
What did one dairy cow say to the other? Got milk?

More Cow-medy Gold:

What do you call a grass-fed cow? A lawn moo-er!
After the cow jumped over the moon, the other cows said, “That’s udderly ridiculous!”
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
Why are cows always broke? Someone’s always milking them dry.
Where do cows get all their medicine? The farmacy.

Knock-Knock Jokes That Are Udderly Hilarious:

Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? Cow much longer will you put up with all this knocking?

A Few More Cow Jokes to Keep You Laughing

Why did the cow win an award? She was outstanding in her field.
What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
How does a cow get to the moon? It flies through udder space!

Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: What do you call a sad cow? Moo-dy.
What do you call a sad cow? Moo-dy.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: Where do cows take each other on a dates? To the moo-vies.
Where do cows take each other on a dates? To the moo-vies.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: What did the cow say at the end of the workday? An udder day, an udder dollar.
What did the cow say at the end of the workday? An udder day, an udder dollar.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: How do you tuck in a cow? Bull Sheets.
How do you tuck in a cow? Bull Sheets.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: What do cows eat for breakfast? Moosli.
What do cows eat for breakfast? Moosli.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer’s hands were cold.
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer’s hands were cold.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: What do you call a cow that drinks too much coffee? Over-calfinated.
What do you call a cow that drinks too much coffee? Over-calfinated.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? A milk dud.
What do you call a cow that can’t produce milk? A milk dud.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: What do you call a cow who has no ears? It doesn't matter, it is never going to hear you.
What do you call a cow who has no ears? It doesn’t matter, it is never going to hear you.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: What time is it when a cow sits on your hat? Time to get a new hat!
What time is it when a cow sits on your hat? Time to get a new hat!
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: Did you hear about the cow who just sprays her milk everywhere? She is an udder failure.
Did you hear about the cow who just sprays her milk everywhere? She is an udder failure.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: Two dairy cows are beside one another in a field. Cow 1: "I was artificially impregnated this afternoon." Cow 2:...
Two dairy cows are beside one another in a field. Cow 1: „I was artificially impregnated this afternoon.“ Cow 2: „Look buddy, I just don’t believe you“ Cow 1: „It really is true, straight up, no bull!“
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: What’s a cow’s favorite newspaper? The Daily Moos. What do you get when you cross a cow and a dog?...
What’s a cow’s favorite newspaper? The Daily Moos. What do you get when you cross a cow and a dog? Hound beef.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: What do you call a strong cow? Beefy.
What do you call a strong cow? Beefy.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: Which country do cows come from? Moo-Zealand.
Which country do cows come from? Moo-Zealand.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: How do you make a cow be quiet? Press the moo-te button.
How do you make a cow be quiet? Press the moo-te button.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: What do you call a cow on a diet? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs?...
What do you call a cow on a diet? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: Why can't cows wear shoes? Because they lactose.
Why can’t cows wear shoes? Because they lactose.
Witz aus der Kategorie Cow Jokes: I was staying at my friends farm last weekend. I decided to do him a favour and got up early...
I was staying at my friends farm last weekend. I decided to do him a favour and got up early to milk the cow for him. When I returned with a bucket of milk and told him what I did he replied „we don’t have a cow, we have a bull“.