Where do cows…

What do you call a cow that drinks too much coffee? Over-calfinated.

Two guys were playing cards and smoking a joint. That's right, the stakes were really high.

Why wouldn't the 2 cows talk to each other? They had beef with each other.

What did the cow say at the end of the workday? An udder day, an udder dollar.

What do you call a cow jumping on a trampoline? A milkshake.