What did the…

How did the little Scottish dog react when he met the Loch Ness Monster? He was Terrier-fied!

At a dinner party a Pug farts. The king charles turns to him and says “How dare you fart in...

What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog? A croaker spaniel!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, he still won’t come when you call.