Dog Jokes

7. September 2021

Why did the…

Why did the dog sleep under a car? Cause he wanted to wake up oily!

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7. September 2021

What’s worse than…

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!

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7. September 2021

What dog can…

What dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog because buildings can’t jump.

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7. September 2021

Why can’t dogs…

Why can’t dogs work the DVD remote? Because they always hit the paws button!

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7. September 2021

Why are there…

Why are there Dalmatians on fire engines? To help the firefighters find the nearest fire hydrant.

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7. September 2021

What kind of…

What kind of dog chases anything red? A Bulldog.

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7. September 2021

What did the…

What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food? Bone appetit!

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7. September 2021

What do you…

What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane? A jet setter.

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7. September 2021

What do you…

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.

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7. September 2021

Why shouldnt you…

Why shouldnt you bring your farty dog to an Apple store? Because they dont have windows!

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7. September 2021

I took my…

I took my dog to the vet. She said “He’s a little overweight” I said I wanted a second opinion.…

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7. September 2021

What do you…

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr.

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7. September 2021

Which dog breed…

Which dog breed absolutely LOVES living in the city? A New Yorkie!

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7. September 2021

What do you…

What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary? Take the words right out of his mouth!

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7. September 2021

What do you…

What do you call a dog that’s been out in the cold? A pupsicle!

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7. September 2021

What’s a dog’s…

What’s a dog’s favorite dessert? Pupcakes!

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7. September 2021

How did the…

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? Terrier-fied!

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7. September 2021

After a talking…

After a talking Sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted…

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7. September 2021

How do you…

How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your backyard!

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7. September 2021

At a dinner…

At a dinner party a Pug farts. The king charles turns to him and says “How dare you fart in…

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7. September 2021

What type of…

What type of zoo has only a dog? Shih Tzu

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7. September 2021

What does my…

What does my dog and my phone have in common? They both have collar I.D.

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7. September 2021

What’s a dog’s…

What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast food? Pooched eggs!

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7. September 2021

What do you…

What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler? Anything you like, just very quietly.

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7. September 2021

What do you…

What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!

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