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Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: What's a dog's favorite breakfast food? Pooched eggs!
What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast food? Pooched eggs!
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler? Anything you like, just very quietly.
What do you call a sleeping Rottweiler? Anything you like, just very quietly.
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: Two men are talking about animals. One says to the other, ‘I know of a dog worth $10,000.’ ‘Really?’ replies...
Two men are talking about animals. One says to the other, ‘I know of a dog worth $10,000.’ ‘Really?’ replies the other. ‘Who would have thought a dog could save so much.’
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: What did the skeleton say to the puppy? Bonappetite
What did the skeleton say to the puppy? Bonappetite
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: Why was the dog stealing shingles? He wanted to become a woofer!
Why was the dog stealing shingles? He wanted to become a woofer!
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: How do dogs eat spaghetti? The same way everyone else does, they put it in their mouths!
How do dogs eat spaghetti? The same way everyone else does, they put it in their mouths!
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: For sale: Eight puppies from a German shepherd and an Alaskan hussy.
For sale: Eight puppies from a German shepherd and an Alaskan hussy.
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: Why did the dog sleep under a car? Cause he wanted to wake up oily!
Why did the dog sleep under a car? Cause he wanted to wake up oily!
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs!
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: What dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog because buildings can’t jump.
What dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog because buildings can’t jump.
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: Why can't dogs work the DVD remote? Because they always hit the paws button!
Why can’t dogs work the DVD remote? Because they always hit the paws button!
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: Why are there Dalmatians on fire engines? To help the firefighters find the nearest fire hydrant.
Why are there Dalmatians on fire engines? To help the firefighters find the nearest fire hydrant.
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: What kind of dog chases anything red? A Bulldog.
What kind of dog chases anything red? A Bulldog.
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food? Bone appetit!
What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food? Bone appetit!
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane? A jet setter.
What do you get if you cross a dog and an airplane? A jet setter.
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: Why shouldnt you bring your farty dog to an Apple store? Because they dont have windows!
Why shouldnt you bring your farty dog to an Apple store? Because they dont have windows!
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: I took my dog to the vet. She said “He’s a little overweight” I said I wanted a second opinion....
I took my dog to the vet. She said “He’s a little overweight” I said I wanted a second opinion. She replied “He’s also pretty cute”
Witz aus der Kategorie Dog Jokes: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr.
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr.