Famous last words…

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall? “Dam!”

A student asked their teacher if they would have any problems on the upcoming test. The teacher replied, “I think...

What color would you pick, if I let you dye my hair any color?

What’s green and fluffy and comes from mars? A martian mellow.

What did the banana say to the vibrator? "Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me!"