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What’s green and sings? Elvis Parsley.

What’s the difference between a dapper man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire!

Brunette: Have you met my identical twin sister yet? Blonde: No, what does she look like?

Here to steer clear of my family and friends on Facebook.

How would you show that you were from the future if you were transported 200 years into the past with...