How much room…

I would tell you a joke about an infinite line… But it doesn’t have an endpoint.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!

You know you’re getting old when… You sing along with the elevator music.

What do wolves say when they are introduced? Howl do you do?

Real-life me isn’t any less ridiculous . . . in case you weren’t wondering.