Q: Why did…

When is a dad officially a dad? When his jokes no longer get laughs.

With great power comes an even greater electricity bill.

There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t.

What does a Dalmatian say when he’s scratching an itch? Ahh, that’s the spot.

What do you call a beverage that always gets in the way of everything? Spoiled milk