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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who...

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore...

The most beautiful woman is one who puts on a smile as her makeup every morning.

What did one ant say to the other ant? Nothing. Ants communicate by pheromones, not speech.

Someone stole my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about that.