Two blondes were…

What did one stranger say to the other? Nothing. They didn’t know each other.

What do baby parabolas drink? Quadratic formula.

What’s the difference between a dapper man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire!

Did you hear about Pillsbury Doughboy? He died of a yeast infection.

What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a computer? Lots of Bytes!