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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

What happens when you try talking to a cow? Everything just goes in one ear and out the udder.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they're bagels!

My favorite extreme sport is avoiding people.

Why was the tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing!