What did the…

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five...

Who’s bigger: Mr. Bigger the Pug, or Mr. Bigger’s baby? The baby, cause she’s a little bigger!

How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.

What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet? A mistle-toad!

Q. What did the bald guy say when he was given a comb for his birthday? A. Thanks, I’ll never...