What do you…

If your wife wants to learn how to drive, you better not be standing in her way.

My butcher gave me beef from a female cow. I said, “I believe this is a Miss Steak.”

What did one math book say to the other? Don’t bother me. I’ve got my own problems!

What was the last book or series you wished you could live in?

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.