What do you…

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being robbed.

For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

Did you know that Santa’s not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf...

I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.