What do you…

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Because he always gets a hole in one!

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went to work? Bison.

Once there was a hen who counted her own eggs. She was a mathemachicken!

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it? An envelope.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.