What do you…

What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles? No cake for me… I’m stuffed!

where do pigs park their cars? In a porking lot.

I left my job at a shoe disposal plant. It was sole destroying.

My therapist told me "Time heals all wounds", so I stabbed him. Now we wait...

Have you ever dated anyone more than once while knowing it was bad for your mental health?