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How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.

You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!'

Where does prune juice come from if prunes are dried plums?

Who would be next to you in a first-class flight and what would you ask them?

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.