What is the…

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it? An envelope.

In a relationship? Nah! I am in a flirtationship.

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach? "It's not you, it's a-me!"

I left my job at a shoe disposal plant. It was sole destroying.

I don't have a beer gut. I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.